超人氣推特討論串《你家寵物曾做過的糗事》太多了根本說不完啊

圖片來自：https://twitter.com/theVIPatron/status/1112081047934693376

家裡的小貓小狗小鳥小老鼠小烏龜小魚小孩一定是最可愛的，對吧？最就算做傻事也是最可愛的，所以如果他們不小心做了什麼傻事，當然是先拍照留念再說啊（咦）？美國一位專欄作家Nicole Cliffe日前在推特上詢問追蹤者「你們的寵物做過做傻的事情是什麼？」結果得到了超過3600個回復，其中許多推文圖文並茂甚至還有影片，小動物們傻乎乎的模樣，果真是最治癒的題材了。

Nicole Cliffe在推特上請大家分享他們的寵物們做過最傻的事情

What is the funniest thing a pet of yours has ever done? This is just a straight-up prompt tweet and I am quite confident we’ll be glad of it.

Pics encouraged, particularly if relevant to the story.

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) March 30, 2019

可以曬小孩的機會毛爸毛媽們(?)是絕對不會錯過的：

「我三個月大的德國牧羊犬決定他已經大到可以出去玩了，所以他連我開門需要的四秒鐘都不等，從貓的小門鑽出去了」

my three month old german shepherd, having decided she’d had enough of being outside, elected not to wait the four seconds it would take me to stand up and open the door for her and instead shimmied through the cat flap pic.twitter.com/K1K3PC2qJu

— ???? (@oscarewilde) March 30, 2019

「我發誓這是真的：

我家的貓打不開門，但總是想往外跑，我家的狗會開門，但對外面一點興趣都沒有

有天早上外面一陣騷動，我去查看，發現門開了，貓在雪中嬉戲，狗在吃從冰箱上方被撞下來的餅乾盒裡的餅乾」

I swear this is true:

Cats couldn’t open the door, always wanted outside. Dogs could open the door, no interest in going outside.

One morning there’s commotion. I go look: door's open, cats frolicking in snow. Dogs eating biscuits from the box knocked off the top of the fridge.

— Elizabeth Sampat (@twoscooters) March 30, 2019

「貓根本不知道什麼叫獨處時間」

The cat does not understand alone time pic.twitter.com/OE74HoqwcN

— Lauri King (@LauriKing15) March 31, 2019

「我的貓在跟護脣膏玩，我想它贏了」

My cat was playing with a chapstick and it outsmarted her. pic.twitter.com/UmUlvUMnAd

— Lies over the ocean (@bonibrat) March 31, 2019

「狗狗時不時會做出我們稱為『一條麵貓』的行為－他就只是躺在那拒絕移動等著被搬」

Teebo will randomly do what we call “the loaf” where he just lays immobile on his back in order to be carried pic.twitter.com/gMjtarcI3j

— Say (@high_r0lla) March 30, 2019

「我們只不過10分鐘沒留意她......」

We stop paying attention to her for 10 minutes... pic.twitter.com/RQ3yR8Yqug

— Gina Zoglio (@ginazoglio10) March 30, 2019

「這個下午發生的事」

this afternoon pic.twitter.com/fC4KRBNoZw

— Lauren Gilbert (@notanastronomer) March 31, 2019

「他真的不知道該怎麼下來」

He really didn't know how to get back down. pic.twitter.com/yRd29anoPD

— Ellen Keith (@theVIPatron) March 30, 2019

「不過他兄弟看起來自在多了」

His brother was more comfortable. pic.twitter.com/IyqOjYXBVr

— Ellen Keith (@theVIPatron) March 30, 2019

「每天晚上這隻『哈姆雷特』都會在客廳喵喵喵，然後帶著他嘴裡的小老鼠踏上床，他那驕傲的小蠢臉總會讓我笑出聲」

Every single night Hamlet meows and meows out in the living room and then trots over to bed with this little mouse in his mouth and the stupid proud look on his face always makes me laugh. pic.twitter.com/MgEdl1ptIJ

— Matthew D'Ambrosio+ (@drmattdambrosio) March 31, 2019

「我朋友的貓聽到她邊洗澡邊唱歌，走進去，賞她臉上一爪，然後離開」

My friend's cat heard her singing in the bath, walked in, smacked her in the face, walked out

— Gabe Moshenska (@GabeMoshenska) March 30, 2019

「我家狗狗雖然是團可愛的毛絨絨但很獨立，非常不喜歡人家碰她，所以如果她受不了了，她就會在沙發上這麼做」

My pup is very independent and despite being the softest floof, only barely tolerates physical affection. When you've given her too much, she moves to the couch and does this pic.twitter.com/OVAEov8g0D

— erica (@ericaftx) March 31, 2019

「我的貓Zora超好笑的，她睡覺的時侯她的爪爪會抓著任何她躺的地方的表面，還有她超愛看水流，所以每次只要有人洗澡，她就會在浴室裡盯著看，常把我們的客人嚇傻了」

My cat Zora is the funniest cat, she sleeps with her arms hugging whatever surface she’s on and is obsessed with watching water. Every time someone showers she sits between the curtain and the liner and just watches. Really freaks out guests. pic.twitter.com/CDHRVV0nAH

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) March 30, 2019

「垃圾桶一日遊，帶她去洗澡後她超憂鬱的，後來整個下午都像那樣坐著」

treated herself to a litter box buffet; was thoroughly depressed about the consequence of a bath and sat like this the rest of the afternoon pic.twitter.com/nXIHXVIJO0

— XO XO GARAMOND GURL (@sallyjayjohnson) March 30, 2019

你家的寵物也有什麼可愛到不行的事蹟或照片想分享？快貼上來吧！

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