走鵑愛上人類《狂抓蜥蜴跟她求愛》當地蜥蜴心裡一定很幹......XD

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小狄 2019.06.04

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圖片來自：https://twitter.com/havi

說到動物抓獵物給人類這種事~好像最常見的好像是會可憐他的奴僕不會打獵的貓，只好由貓皇親自出馬教怎麼狩獵這樣，不過也有《貓咬斷了耳機線被罵了一頓後......抓了一條蛇回來》這種有點恐怖又哭笑不得的發展......很多動物都有以獵物求愛的習性，但是如果動物求愛的對象是人類，那......面對動物叼來的獵物，到底該做出什麼反應呢......？

原汁原味的內容在這裡

美國的作家Havi Brooks，現在住在自然環境豐富野生動物環繞的亞利桑那州

圖片來自：https://twitter.com/havi

她的陽台上，常常有各種動物會前來拜訪

Me: The southwest is wildly over the top for real
The 7ft tall agave outside my front door: hold my beer, it’s SPRING, baby ????
Me: okay but can you tone it down a little babe pic.twitter.com/7R1jHgSnny
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko apirilaren 15(a)

Very important content. Just startled a bobcat who was napping on my deck in the sun and this is the glorious stretch of Yes I Am In Fact Feeling Quite Casual About This Unexpected Encounter before booking it for the hills! pic.twitter.com/dlgbRq4L2Q
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko otsailaren 27(a)

pic.twitter.com/wwT0yppCb7
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko otsailaren 27(a)

For some reason all the animals love visiting the side door. This brave bunny! pic.twitter.com/GwSNrnNp24
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 23(a)

但最近，一隻走鵑鳥三番兩次帶著獵物前來敲窗戶求關注

VITAL UPDATE: my road runner porch-buddy used to run away if I wanted a pic but now when he catches a lizard he KNOCKS ON MY DOOR and then parades his catch around and poses, it’s amazing. Who’s a good boy! Mr Meepmeep! ???? pic.twitter.com/388tpsFmVp
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 19(a)

而且他勤奮不懈，每天帶著禮物來問候Havi Brooks

Mr Meepmeep knocking on my door with his prize pic.twitter.com/V2UGE53G0y
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 19(a)

她替他取了個名字叫「Mr. Meepmeep 」

So shy though pic.twitter.com/yKOPVdJHI6
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 20(a)

Havi Brooks研究過後認為，這應該是走鵑的求愛行為

「在繁殖的季節，走鵑會以替女生帶蜥蜴之類的點心討她歡心，好讓她說YES跟他生寶寶」

Today’s catch pic.twitter.com/xHvmfa5msH
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 20(a)

有時甚至還伴隨著求偶之舞

His most chill and mundane version of the “I brought you a present” dance pic.twitter.com/zBJuy7aj7O
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 21(a)

今天也準時來報到

I mean pic.twitter.com/oldGKtwmIh
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 23(a)

又是被走鵑熱烈追求的一天

#2 pic.twitter.com/oIydlJrvNw
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 23(a)

既然現在女生已經清楚表示她不想談跨種族之愛，跟這隻走鵑永遠只是朋友，我覺得是不是應該想個辦法趕快讓那隻鳥放棄啊？當地的蜥蜴都無意義的白死了啊w

And everyone is totally adorable to suggest marriage but I am just not the marrying type so I will keep being the witch of the garden and he will keep showing off his lizard collection / dance moves
— Havi Brooks (@havi) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 23(a)

但是，事情到這邊又來了個大轉彎......

專家殘酷地戳破她以為自己對鳥有致命吸引力的幻想

「那隻走鵑應該是在跟鏡子裡的自己的倒影求愛」

Great thread (incl vid) of a roadrunner (yes they are real) trying to court its own reflection. Meepmeep! https://t.co/IT1t3iXD3f
— Matthew Cobb (@matthewcobb) 2019(e)ko maiatzaren 23(a)